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The Boss
The boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one
of two people, Debra or Jack.
It was a very difficult decision because they were both superb
workers. Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the
first one who used the water cooler the next morning.
Debra came in the next day with a horrible hangover after
partying all night. She went straight to the cooler to take some
aspirin.
The boss approached her and said: "Debra, I've never done this
before but I have to lay you or Jack off."
Could you just jack off?" she says. "I feel like crap today." |
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