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Social Security |
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After retiring, I went to the social security office to apply
for Social Security, the
woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to
verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my
wallet at home. "I told the woman that I was very sorry but I
seemed to have left my wallet at home, I will have to go home
and come back later."
The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt." So I opened my shirt
revealing my curly silver hair. She says, "That silver hair on
your chest is proof enough for me" and she processed my Social
Security application.
When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at
the Social security office. She said, "You should have dropped
your pants. You might have gotten disability too." |
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