| New Drink A woman and her
boyfriend are out having a few drinks. While they're sitting
there having a good time together, she starts talking about this
really great
new drink. The more she talks about it, the more excited she
gets, and starts
trying to talk her boyfriend into having one.
After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him.
The bartender
brings the drink and puts the following items on the bar:
A salt shaker, a shot of Baileys, and a shot of lime juice.
The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman
explains.
"First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you drink
the shot of
Baileys and hold it in your mouth, and finally you drink the
lime juice."
So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for
it. He puts the
salt on his tongue........salty but OK. He drinks the shot of
Baileys........smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He
thinks........this is OK.
Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it....
In one second the sharp lime taste hits... ...
At two seconds the Baileys curdles...
At three seconds the salty, curdled taste & mucous-like
consistency hits......
At four seconds it feels as if he has a mouth full of nasty
snot. This triggers
his gag reflex, but being manly, and not wanting to disappoint
his girlfriend,
he swallows the now foul tasting drink.
When he finally chokes it down he turns to his girlfriend, and
says,"Jesus, what
do you call that drink?"
She smiles widely at him and says, "Blow Job Revenge."
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