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Don't Fool With Mother Nature
Towards the end of the golf course, Larry hit his ball into the
woods and found it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups.
Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just
about every buttercup in the patch.
All of a sudden ... POOF!! In a flash and puff of
smoke, a little old woman
appeared. She said, "I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it
took me to
make those buttercups? Just for doing what you have done, you
won't have
any butter for your popcorn for the rest of your life.
"Better still, you won't have any butter for your toast for the
rest of your life. ... As a matter of fact, you'll never have
any butter for anything for the rest of your life!!!!!"
Then POOF! .. she was gone!
After Larry recovered from the shock, he hollered for his
friend, "Henry, where are you?"
Henry yells back "I'm over here in the pussy willows."
Larry shouts back, "DON'T SWING, HENRY; FOR THE LOVE OF GOD,
DON'T SWING!" |
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