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Horny Gorilla
A small zoo in Arkansas had a very rarespecies of gorilla.
Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult
to handle.
Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem. The
gorilla was in season.
To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available.
Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of Bobby
Lee Walton, a redneck part-time worker responsible for cleaning
the animal cages. Bobby Lee, like most rednecks, had little
sense but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female
of any species.
The Zoo Keeper thought they might have a solution. BobbyLee was
approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to mate with
the gorilla for $500.00?
Bobby Lee showed some interest, but said he would have to think
the matter over carefully.
The following day, he announced that he would accept their
offer, but only under four
conditions.
1. "First", Bobby Lee said, "I ain't gonna kiss her on the
lips." - The Keeper quickly agreed to this condition.
2. "Second", he said, "You can't never tell no one about this."
- The Keeper again readily agreed to this condition.
3. "Third", Bobby Lee said, "I want all the children raised
Southern Baptist." - Once again it was agreed.
4. And last of all, Bobby Lee stated "You gotta give me another
week to come up with the $500.00." |
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