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Blonde Ambition
A young blonde woman was driving through the Florida
Everglades while on vacation. She wanted to take home a pair of
genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant
to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After
becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the
shopkeepers, the young Blonde declared, "Well then, maybe I'll
just go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of shoes
for free!"
The shopkeeper said with a sly smile, "Well little lady, why
don't you go on and give it a try?"
The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an
alligator.
Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he spots
the same young woman standing waist deep in the murky water,
shotgun in hand. As he brings his car to a stop, he sees a huge
9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning
reflexes, the Blonde takes aim, shoots the creature and hauls it
up onto the slippery bank. Nearby were 7 more dead
gators, all lying belly up.
The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement.
The blonde struggles mightily and manages to flip the gator onto
its back.
Rolling her eyes heavenward, she screams in frustration, "SHIT!
THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT, TOO!" |
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