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A Beer Before it Starts A man
came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on
the
TV, and said to his wife "Quick, bring me a beer before it
starts".
She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he
finished
it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start."
This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer.
When it was
gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts."
"That's it!" She blows her top, "You bastard! You waltz in here,
flop
your fat ass down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me
to run
around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean
and wash
and iron all day long?"
The husband sighed. "Oh shit, it's started." |
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